These 17 Garden Decorations Are So Terrible... Get Off My Lawn!

People are getting more and more ridiculous with their lawn decorations. While a lot of them are light hearted and funny, majority of them make me want to scream, “GET OFF MY LAWN!” Here are some of the weirdest things on people”s lawns I”ve seen.

1. Get that praying mantis OFF MY LAWN!

Get that praying mantis OFF MY LAWN!

2. Get Off My Lawn(mower), ZOMBIE!

Get Off My Lawn(mower), ZOMBIE!

3. These Are The Pigeons We Are Looking For. NOW GET OFF OUR LAWN!

These Are The Pigeons We Are Looking For. NOW GET OFF OUR LAWN!

4. Get your dog poop OFF MY LAWN!

Get your dog poop OFF MY LAWN!

 

5. GET YOUR BUTT OFF MY LAWN!

GET YOUR BUTT OFF MY LAWN!

6. Get that zombie off…or not under…MY LAWN!

Get that zombie off...or not under...MY LAWN!

7. Get death off MY LAWN!

Get death off MY LAWN!

8. Get the PREDATOR OFF MY LAWN!

Get the PREDATOR OFF MY LAWN!

9. Get all of that…whatever it is, OFF MY LAWN!

Get all of that...whatever it is, OFF MY LAWN!

 

10. Get that drunk lady OFF MY LAWN!

Get that drunk lady OFF MY LAWN!

11. WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE ZOMBIES ON MY LAWN?!

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE ZOMBIES ON MY LAWN?!

12. Big Foot is real! NOW GET IT OFF MY LAWN!

Big Foot is real! NOW GET IT OFF MY LAWN!

13. Get that octopus thing off my LAWN!

Get that octopus thing off my LAWN!

14. Get those legs off my LAWN!

Get those legs off my LAWN!

15. Get that decapitated saint OFF MY LAWN!

Get that decapitated saint OFF MY LAWN!

16. Get the Easter T-rex OFF MY LAWN!

Get the Easter T-rex OFF MY LAWN!

17. Get that…lawn…off my lawn?

Get that...lawn...off my lawn?

I feel much safer now that those are off my lawn. Now I can get back to doing what I love most, sipping on some sweet tea and rocking in my rocking chair. Share this post if you were freaked out by those lawn ornaments. (Or at least annoyed.)